( Somewhat spoily )
No, no, I haven't gone crazy. But think about it.
She's the psychic vampire that even the snarkers love! He's a werewolf who can do better! Together -- They fight crime!
- Mood:
silly
- Mood:
uncomfortable
- Mood:
shocked
Sleep now.
- Mood:
sleepy
My habit of having a collection of random, potentially useful items in my bag has betrayed me.
They confiscated two pairs of folding scissors and a multi-tool that I'd forgotten about (one of which was in my first aid kit). And I went on some list.
Just in case you don't hear from me for a while. . .
- Mood:
stressed
Apologies to all if there's anything I missed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
What should I read next?
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen![]()
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4 (50.0%)
Clockwork Heart by Dru Pagliassotti![]()
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1 (12.5%)
The Good Fairies of New York by Martin Millar![]()
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1 (12.5%)
Lonely Werewolf Girl by Martin Millar![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Whitechapel Gods by S. M. Peters![]()
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1 (12.5%)
Heart-Shaped Box by Joe Hill![]()
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0 (0.0%)
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski![]()
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2 (25.0%)
Ticky box!![]()
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3 (37.5%)
- Mood:
contemplative
On the one hand, I read the description and go *grabbyhands* due to sword-wielding Lizzie and the sheer potential for awesome.
On the other, I bought another book of the author's, How to Survive a Horror Movie, and it was crap. He spent too much time on irrelevant stuff. If you are in a horror movie, you will not notice the following:
* Background music
* Film quality
* Film budget
* Montage sequences
If you do notice any of them, then you are self-aware in a satirical send-up of horror movies. You will die quickly.
And his sure-fire way to save your keister? Male frontal nudity, as the censors wouldn't allow that.
Pft. Go ask Beowulf how that helped.
What was I talking about? Ah, yes.
I'm going to wait on reviews to see if it's worth paying for. It'll either be awesome or so bad it's horrible.
I'm gonna try to keep this brief and non-spoilery so. . .
* I want a Bubastis. Adorable genetically modified lynx was just a big kitty who asked Manhattan for skritches. Poor kitty.
* The opening credits were AWESOME.
* Watching some bits with my father? AWKWARD.
* Did anyone else actually get the "Good luck, Mr. Gorbsky" bit or am I just weird?
Feel free to link me to other awesome tweets that I should be following.
- Mood:
geeky
Your result for Which Were Animal Would You Be? Test...
You are a Were-Fox!
70% fox, 40% wolf, 40% horse, 50% tiger, 30% leopard, 30% rat and 20% bear!

A fox is a predator, yet they can also be scavengers and foragers.
As a werefox you will be agile and athletic. You will take your prey by surprise. You won't be only dieting on raw flesh, but will eat a variety of foods including fruits and berriers. Therefore, your new persona will be easy to hide from humans.
You will be mostly nocturnal. If someone does manage to track you your cleverness and cunning will make it a very difficult task for them. You will easily confuse those persuing you, because you will be very unpredictable.
You will have one mate, and a lucky mate indeed. Foxes are monogamous creatures.
Have to say . . . Wow. Just. Wow. Awesometastic does not begin to describe.
(also, was expecting absolutely everyone to die at the end, being as both operas and horror movies are notoriously difficult to survive to the end of. Nice twist, there.)
( Cut because this gets depressing and creepy )

